I was a frenzied mother last night, much to the disgust of my family, and major amusement of my friends.
Any mother will tell you there is an internal clock that pings when it is time for your darling offspring to return home from school. Unless they have made an arrangement to be elsewhere, have an excursion, after school activity, detention or have run into a bud and gone back to his house for a visit.
So when arrival time comes and goes without the happy sound of hands in the biscuit tin, my motherly ears prick up. As time goes on further without phone call and with no help from the number one son as to the wereabouts of his brother (other than to say "don't worry, anyone who kidnapped him would bring him back really quickly), my motherly blood pressure starts to raise a little hell.
Of course by this time the expensive private school he attends has no-one available on the phone, and there is no emergency number to call. Feeling clever I check out their website to see if any excursions are listed, no joy there. Okay time to get creative, ring a few friends, see if anyone knows anything, no. Check on msn to see if any of his buds know what is going on, nup.
Now, this is a kid who always lets me know if he has gone elsewhere, because we live in the country it's not a simple thing just to walk home from a friends place after school; it can be a half hour drive.
Ring PRS, see how close to home he is and get him to go past the school and see if number two son is cooking and they forgot to phone us. No.
By now, it's several hours and I am looking for the torches to go and look around the school grounds - very well wooded - for pieces of him. I know it's illogical okay! We know he hasn't run away because the jacket he wants to be buried in is on his bedroom floor.
He is 17, well grounded, steady, too cranky to put up with anything from a stranger and I have lost it altogether.
How does this happen?
I really think what sent me over is the fact that we cannot contact ANYONE at the school. All I can do is leave a message which won't be heard until the next morning. Controlling? Moi?
Of course he arrives safe and sound not long after, an exam held after hours, I had been told about - well yes, but not the out of hours part. Now he pats me on the back every time he walks past me and everyone has a pitying look in their eyes, when they are not laughing at me. I can't help it, I'm a MOTHER!
Hand me that bottle of Rescue Remedy.
It certainly gave Gangster Girl a good laugh when we had lunch today.
We have bought a lottery ticket and perfomed much hysterical Power Ring Shazaam type "magic" over it. We want to open a school of magic, healing, crystals, you name it. We want to build Hogwarts.
Naturally this will entail lots of travel and shopping, particularly crystal purchasing. I intend to keep making jewellery, but won't it be fun to have an open account to buy the stones and gems for that!
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